Math has the worst naming conventions and everyone just accepts it.

In computer science, one of the first things you learn is that names should describe what something does.

function loadHomePage()

No documentation required. No lore. I know exactly what that does.

Meanwhile in math:

“Let f be Sir Ethan’s function defined on a compact Hausdorff space…”

WHAT does it do
WHY is it named after a guy
WHY is everything named after a guy

Computer science examples:
sortArray()
calculateInterest()
isUserLoggedIn()

Math examples:
Laplace transform
Dirac delta
Weierstrass function
Banach–Tarski paradox
Monster group (this literally sounds like a Pokémon)

Imagine if CS worked like math.

sir_ethans_algorithm(input)

“Oh, what does it do?”
“Well, Sir Ethan introduced it in 1897 while thinking about heat flow.”

Cool. Extremely helpful.

I get that these names come from history, and I respect the history. But from a learning standpoint it’s insane. Instead of names describing behavior, math just hands you a memorial plaque and tells you to deal with it.

I don’t need to know who discovered it yet. I need to know:
does it grow
does it shrink
does it converge
does it explode
or does it ruin my week

Math is beautiful.
Its naming system is chaos.

Author: IndependenceSad1272